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Darth Cheney preferred to test his new cyborg parts before risking his artificial heart in surgery.

Yeppers. Gotta test the xylong-b gas canisters.

What, this? I'm saving my legs to KICK YOUR ASS.

Cool use of the Master's voice! Now try a Rumsfeld haiku about the segue. ;)

Dalek assembly line, Step One.

Cheney version 2.0 is introduced as a fully automated ass-kicking machine that meets all of your neocon needs and desires. Order now and he'll come specially equipped with stainless steel teeth; the better to eat leebrals and infidels with.


Who needs a heart when ya got this?

Paid for by my awesome federal government health insurance which also kept my ticker ticking long beyond the point when the rest of you would have been left for dead. Because I'm worth it!

"Pardon me, but do you have any Gray Poupon?"

Alberto, you line these mother-fuckers up and I'll roll over their testicles and squash 'em like grapes. Then they'll tell us what we want to know.

I have altered the wheel. Pray I do not alter it any further.

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